Hi, I'm Callie. I live in good old California, and no--not near the celebrities. I spend a lot of time on tumblr, mostly posting random crap, but also liveblogging baseball games (OAKLAND A'S), reblogging stuff from Psych, Chuck, Haven, Gilmore Girls, Criminal Minds, 30 Rock, and more. I like Kelly Clarkson and much, much more, a lot of it only shows up from time to time. I do not intend to please anyone with my content; I just post things I like. Therefore, I don't do follow for follow because I could care less if you follow me. I have no follower goal. However, if I like your blog, I'll follow back. :) None of the gifs I use are mine because I'm not that awesome. [P.S. That's the adorable Theth Thmith, aka Seth Smith, and me in my profile picture.]

officialfrenchtoast:

realizing that u have a crush on someone u dont have a chance with

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explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

(Source: be-a-riot-grrrl)

oaklandathletics:

Bring your “peeps” to the Easter Sunday #Athletics game with a Dynamic Deal for $20 Field Level tickets: www.atmlb.com/peeps

oaklandathletics:

Bring your “peeps” to the Easter Sunday #Athletics game with a Dynamic Deal for $20 Field Level tickets: www.atmlb.com/peeps

Orange is the New Black Season 2 Trailer

(Source: taysut)

BOOTY GOT HIT RIGHT IN THE BOOTY

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

My dad already has planned that we’re going to Black Bear Diner after the game on Saturday. All for it. I love BBD. The only times we’ve ever been have been after A’s games (in Vallejo I think) on our way home. The closest location to us is too far to go for a regular night out to dinner.

test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i ca